The Story:
Wellll.... a bunch of us were on the channel in the late hours of the evening, around December 4, 1996... Shinsei was logged on (two instances... as Shinsei and Shinsei^2 - the first one was waiting for a nick collide kill to while away the time)... Kyousuke decided to have some fun, and changed his nick to Shinsei^3... a few others followed in succession, and, soon, chaos reigined, as over half the channel's population at the time was assimilated into the Shinsei Collective...

However, I took offense, since I was still pissed off at Kyousuke, after a certain little event from the week before... and decided to carry out an idea I had been working on for quite some time... the re-introduction of ReiRei3, the virtual IRC personality... as an ojou-sama (A real kitten with a whip, if you get the picture... ^_^)

The Cast:
Taken from a cut-and-paste and log of the relevant parts of the IRC session....

Shinsei
Also was Shinsei^2 (his normal nick)
Kyousuke (Lionel Lum)
also Shinsei^3, Shinsei^4, Shinsei^6, Shinsei^8, Shinsei^9, Shinsei^10, and briefly, Shinsei^5
Jariten
was Shinsei^5 (for a while)
Sydney2K (Widya Santoso)
Left before the real fun started
EXkken (Kenneth Cho)
Went to bed and missed out....
Raider3 (Of course)
brief appearance as KyouR3 and...
ReiRei3
Raider3's creation - a side of Raider3 some folks are probably better off not experiencing... ^_^
Fntc (James Sellman)
Idle throughout the session
Asrial (Michelle Delgado)
Watching the whole array of madness as well...
PYee (Phil Yee)
observing, but not really participating...
teapot (Alex Bellits)
Another observer
Nation
was Shinsei^7
Kagato (Christopher Scott Ryder)
Yet another observer

Other observers:
HardKOR
sinar
Dabu
StrEEsed (Tony Hwang)

The Session Transcript:
* Shinsei waits for more splat.
*** Shinsei^2 sets mode: +o Shinsei
*** teto has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Shinsei> so how iz we all dis foyne evening?
<Shinsei^2> dum de dum de dum.
*** EXkken (~ken.cho@s201.aquila.com) has joined #anime!
<Shinsei> I guess I'll talk to myself then
*** EXkken has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Shinsei^2> Shin: hi, how are you this evening?
*** EXkken (~ken.cho@s201.aquila.com) has joined #anime!
<Shinsei> Shin2: I'm just fine. And yourself?
<Shinsei^2> Shin: I'm dandy. How has business been?
<Kyousuke> shinsei: man, you are such a moron... hehehe B)
*** Kyousuke sets mode: +o EXkken
<Shinsei^2> Kyousuke: bah, you just want me to turn into Dk_S...hehe.
<Kyousuke> shin: hehe B)
<Raider3> Gee.... and I was feeling all bummed out and stuff (Still am...)
<Shinsei> Shin2: business has been a little slow. how about your business ventures?
<Shinsei^2> Shin: same old, same old. slow as hell. probably because I work the dead shift.
<Shinsei> Shin2: yeah, that could be it. dead shifts suck.
*** jariten (~Jariten@206.20.101.249) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> man, don't give me that dead shift crap... I don'e that already..
<Raider3> re Jariten
<Shinsei^2> hi there Jariten.
<Shinsei> heyhey jariten.
*** Shinsei sets mode: +o jariten
<Shinsei> hahah...I got a whole mess o' servers telling me that I'm not on this channel and that I'm not an op. hehe.
*** hazama (Otaku@129.64.114.246) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> hmm..
*** Kyousuke is now known as Shinsei^3
* Shinsei^3 decides to assimilate..
*** kken has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Shinsei^2> hehe.
<Shinsei> I am Shinsei of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
<Shinsei^3> number 2, your shoes are untied..
<Raider3> "Shinsei^3! Do.. your... homework!"
<jariten> hmmm ...
*** Sydney2K (wsantoso@PC20364.nla.gov.au) has joined #anime!
*** Raider3 is now known as KyouR3
<Shinsei^2> whoops. untied Nikes are no good.
<KyouR3> re Syd2K
<KyouR3> "Michael! The cats!"
*** jariten is now known as kyousuke
<Sydney2K> S2: Did you kick me?
<KyouR3> Hahahahaha...
<Shinsei^2> hi One and True Sydney2K.
<Sydney2K> re R3
<EXkken> i'm off to bed... sayonnara
<KyouR3> Raider3 - Ask her out, man!
<Shinsei^2> Sydney2K: me? no.
<KyouR3> bbai kken
* Shinsei^3 whistles...
*** EXkken has quit IRC (one week! one goddamn week!)
<Sydney2K> g'night kken
*** hazama (Otaku@129.64.114.246) has left #anime!
<KyouR3> Raider3 - Until you do, I'll keep that page up....
* Shinsei^3 feels like aliasing an account and mailing Pirotas love letters from Raider3..
<Shinsei> many moons, since something. many more moons since something else.
*** Shinsei sets mode: +o Sydney2K
<Sydney2K> S3: Ah, you bastich!
* KyouR3 thinks about adding onto his kyoupirotas.html at his smarmy homepage...
<Shinsei> hehe...all them servers don't like me having any power. hehe.
*** kyousuke is now known as jariten
* Sydney2K shoots Shinsei^3 like the dog he is!
<Shinsei^2> We are Shinsei of Borg. You will be assimilated!
<KyouR3> Hmm... must get Pentium Pro 200....
<Shinsei^3> resistance is futile!
<Shinsei^2> My designation is Second, of Three.
* Sydney2K wonders if Fntc is awake?
<Shinsei> My designation is First, of Three.
<Shinsei^3> we will bring order out of chaos!
<KyouR3> Man, Shinsei^2, you are just a bunch of n-clones....
<Shinsei^3> My disgnation is Thrid, of Three.
<KyouR3> Must do the Shinsei Three project...
* Shinsei^3 is the loopy of the Three.
* Shinsei^3 has one to many powers...
*** KyouR3 changes topic to "No one is who they really are - Iparty://204.216.26.102/"
<Shinsei^2> We only have one clone. The third was assimilated.
<Shinsei> I am the sacrificial Borg. Soon I will be collided for the greater good of the collective.
<Shinsei^3> The Third has not fully undergone assimilation, but it has already passed point of no return.
Resistance was futile! Order was brought to chaos!
* Asrial looks around the channel...what the heck is going on around here??
<Shinsei^3> Hail to the collective.
*** Dabu has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Shinsei^3> asrial: you, too, will be assimilated.
<Sydney2K> Shin: /me notes that the Borg are no match for 101 Dalmations!
<Sydney2K> I am asrial of Borg: You will be ipartied!
<Asrial> Shin: man, that borg stuff is passe' :)
<KyouR3> Eeeeewww!
*** KyouR3 is now known as Raider3
<Raider3> Aaagghhh! Bad reaction!
<Shinsei^3> 101 Dalamtion carbon units will thus become a part of us as a whole. We will then become 104.
<Sydney2K> R3?
<Shinsei^2> ack! no! not the Dalmations!
<Shinsei> hehehe.
<Raider3> Aaaaggh... gotta wash this bad taste out of my mouth...
<Raider3> (Just something I joked about on iparty...)
<Raider3> Besides, I feel another virtual nick coming on in a while (Not now, but.. soon...)
<Asrial> uh-oh...
* Shinsei^3 feels another being assimilated.
<Shinsei> You will be assimilated!
*** Kyousuke (kyousuke@netcom.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
*** Kyousuke is now known as Shinsei^4
* teapot is kyou of borg, you will be pissed off (and then assimilated)
<Asrial> hmm, it's dat Kyou guy...
<Shinsei^4> hail to the collective!
<Shinsei^2> bah!hahahahahaha!
<Raider3> It's that other smarmy kyou guy....
*** Asrial sets mode: +o Shinsei^4
<Asrial> hmm, everyone wants to be like Shinsei, he must be some kinda hip trendsetting kinda dude... :)
<Shinsei> Resistance is Futile!
<Raider3> Shinsei must be really kewl....
<Shinsei^4> Resistance is futile!
<Asrial> R3: yeah, that Shinsei guy must get all the chicks or something :)
<Shinsei^3> Resistance is futile!
* Sydney2K gotta go!
*** Sydney2K has quit IRC (Leaving)
* Shinsei is cool beyond belief.
<Raider3> Hmmm... this Shinsei fellow might be a threat to DrkAngel soon...
<Shinsei> You will be assimilated!
<Asrial> Shin: yes, it is rather unbelievable that you are cool ;)
*** PYee has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Shinsei can't believe it himself. =)
* Shinsei^3 feels another presence beckoning...
*** jariten is now known as shinsei^5
*** Raider3 changes topic to "Who is the real Shinsei? - iparty://204.216.26.102/"
<Shinsei^2> Notice as order comes from chaos.
<Asrial> yes, we've secretly replaced Shinsei with Folgers crystals! Let's watch!
<Shinsei> No! not the chaotic Folgers crystals!
*** Shinsei^6 (kyousuke@ryoohki.apricot.com) has joined #anime!
<Shinsei^2> hmmm....Crystal entity vs. Borg....who'd win?
<Shinsei^6> hail to the collective!
<Raider3> Not the chaotic dilithium crystals....
*** Shinsei^2 sets mode: +o Shinsei^6
<Raider3> aaagh...
<Shinsei^4> comrade six!
<Raider3> It's a shinsei takeover... this sucks, man...
<Shinsei^3> yes! hail to the collective!
<Asrial> so, what is this great defining feature of Shinsei that everyone feels they must emulate? :)
<Shinsei> heh, all I wanted to do was wait till I collided. =)
*** Shinsei^4 sets mode: -ooo Raider3 Asrial teapot
<Raider3> This is no fun... They're all copies of Shinsei...
<Shinsei^2> Shin^4: heh, that was kinda cold.
<Shinsei^4> you will be assimilated! or face annihilation!
<Raider3> There's no clones of Dk_S or M0LLYW|RE
*** PYee (philyee@a110.value.net) has joined #anime!
<Asrial> thanks Kyou, you moron :)
*** bri_ sets mode: -ooo Shinsei^2 Shinsei^3 Shinsei^4
<Shinsei^3> death to all who object!
<Shinsei> well, I have to stay 'Shinsei' so I will collide w/ my fake. =)
*** bri_ sets mode: -o Shinsei^6
<Raider3> No separation of the individual facets of Shinsei
<Shinsei^3> Kyou unit is no more!
*** bri_ sets mode: +ooo Asrial PYee Raider3
*** Shinsei sets mode: +o Shinsei^2
<PYee> thanks
<Shinsei^6> Kyou has now joined the collective, as you will soon!
<Raider3> Well, then, there's only one t'ing to do... (Ka-poofle!)
<Asrial> thanks bri :)
*** Shinsei^2 sets mode: +o teapot
*** Raider3 is now known as ReiRei3
*** Shinsei sets mode: +oo Shinsei^3 Shinsei^4
<ReiRei3> Ahhh... it feels so good to be back...
<ReiRei3> And....
<Shinsei^4> yes! hail to the collective
*** Shinsei sets mode: +o Shinsei^6
<Shinsei^3> shinsei: thank you comrade
<ReiRei3> I've been re-invented by my darling "daddy," Raider3 ... as your worst nightmare...
<Shinsei^6> shinsei: thank you comarde
<Shinsei^6> comrade
<Shinsei^2> hmmm...hehe, I'm not a real operator. =)
* ReiRei3 laughs a frightening ojou-sama laugh!
<Shinsei^4> shinsei: thank you comrade
<ReiRei3> "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!"
<Shinsei^2> damn, you guys take it a bit far. hehe. =)
* Asrial hands ReiRei3 the cat-o-nine-tails :)
<Shinsei^3> shin: we do? you know, you are as wwe are.
<ReiRei3> Thank you, Asrial ^_^
<Shinsei^2> uh oh, ReiRei3 is having CatsMeow flashbacks!
* ReiRei3 rounds up all the little Shinsei-clones....
*** Shinsei^4 sets mode: +ooo ReiRei3 Asrial PYee
<ReiRei3> Since I'm unable to tell which one of you is the real Kyousuke, you will all have to suffer...
<ReiRei3> Kneel, slaves!
* Asrial just sits back in the Comfy Chair (tm) and observes the carnage :)
<Shinsei^3> now you are all infected. Resistance is futile!
<ReiRei3> Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
<ReiRei3> (whip-crack!)
* Shinsei^2 is the real Shinsei.
* Shinsei is also the real Shinsei.
<Shinsei> =)
*** Nation (belldndy@ts40-23.wla.ts.ucla.edu) has joined #Anime!
* Shinsei^3 is the real Shinsei.
<ReiRei3> It would hurt me so to do this, but that would be against my very nature...
* Shinsei^4 is the real Shinsei^2.
<ReiRei3> Suffer and bow before me, slaves!
<Shinsei^2> hello Nation. Shinsei^3 wants to assimilate you.
* Shinsei^6 is the real Shinsei^3
<Nation> What the?
* Asrial wanders away from da computer for a sec, brb :)
* Nation ack ack acks
*** PhilYee (philyee@a109.value.net) has joined #anime!
<Shinsei^3> nation: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
<ReiRei3> Oh, Nation... you're just in time to see whip these naughty little Shinsei clones into submission...
<Shinsei^6> NATION: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
<Nation> nooooooooo!
<Shinsei^4> NATION: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
<ReiRei3> One or more of them is Kyousuke.... and Kyousuke's been a *very* naughty boy!
<Shinsei^2> hmmm...so what's the story? did the borg self destruct at wolf357, or did Data blow them up w/ the sleep command?
<ReiRei3> (Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho..) <whip-crack!>
<Shinsei> hehe.
*** PYee has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Shinsei , Shinsei^2, and shinsei^5 are the innocient ones. O=)
<ReiRei3> I don't recall giving you permission to laugh, Shinsei-prime-kun.... Now, suffer (whip-crack!)
<Shinsei> ack!
*** Nation is now known as Shinsei^7
<Asrial> Nation, yes if you act now, you too can get beaten bloody by ReiRei3!
<ReiRei3> This will continue until the real Kyousuke comes out of hiding....
*** grim (rperuma@spica.cc.umanitoba.ca) has joined #anime!
* Shinsei^7 shrugs and is assimilated
* Shinsei^3 hears another beckong to join the colective.
*** Shinsei^8 (kyousuke@ryoohki.apricot.com) has joined #anime!
<Shinsei^2> wow, this is getting _way_ too funny. =)
<grim> quick question: anyone know how many episodes there are in key?
<Shinsei^8> hail to the collectiove!
*** Shinsei^3 sets mode: +o Shinsei^7
*** Shinsei^3 sets mode: +o Shinsei^8
<ReiRei3> Oh, goodie! More slaves! I'll be a master domanatrix yet, daddy! @_@
*** Kagato (syzygy@Slip24-16.mountain.net) has joined #anime!
<grim> thanks kagato
<Shinsei^3> grim: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
* Shinsei^2 grovels at ReiRei3's spiked heels.
<Shinsei^8> GRIM: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
<grim> heh i already have been :)
<Kagato> grim: there will be two more, each 95min. long.
<Shinsei^6> GRIM: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
<grim> great!
<ReiRei3> Shinsei^2: Ah... you're learning.. (whip-crack!) Now, lick my heel, slave!
<ReiRei3> (Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!)
<Shinsei^4> GRIM: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
* Shinsei^7 giggles
<Kagato> grim: http://www.mcs.com/~syzygy/ktmi.html :)
<Asrial> ReiRei: no no, you're not being maniacal enough, need to do the laugh more often! and make them do humiliating stuff! :)
<grim> Resistance is futile!
<Shinsei^2> ReiRei3: may I like more than your heel, my mistress? *grovel*
<grim> thanks, i'll check out the url right now
* Shinsei^3 giggles
* Shinsei^6 giggles
* Shinsei^8 giggles
* Shinsei^2 giggles
* Shinsei giggles
* ReiRei3 whips the Shinsei brood with the cat 'o nine tails....
*** HardKOR (~agitator@cnc088061.concentric.net) has joined #anime!
* Shinsei^4 giggles
<ReiRei3> Don't get fresh with me, or I'll have to bring out the rack! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<Shinsei> question: why do they call it 'the cat 'o nine tails'?
<Shinsei^3> HARDKOR: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
<HardKOR> damn split
<Shinsei^4> HARDKOR: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
<Shinsei^7> question: why do they call it 'the cat 'o nine tails'?
<ReiRei3> Shinsei: Your position is *not* to ask, but to obey, slave! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<Shinsei^8> HARDKOR: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
<Kagato> Ooo..ReiRei is going to show us her rack.
<Shinsei^7> HARDKOR: RESISTANVE IS FUTILE
<Shinsei> ReiRei3: yes mistress.
* ReiRei3 glances at Kagato.. "Hmmm... I can't harm you.... you're not a Shinsei..."
<Shinsei^2> mmmmmm.....rack.....
<Shinsei> heh, not many #'s left for Shinseis.
* ReiRei3 gets distracted, but remembers where she left off....
* Shinsei^3 hears another beckong to join the collectiove.
*** Asrial sets mode: +ooo HardKOR Kagato PhilYee
<Shinsei^2> oh damn. here it comes.
*** Kyousuke (kyousuke@netcom.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<ReiRei3> Ah... Kyousuke....
*** HardKOR sets mode: +o Kyousuke
*** Kyousuke is now known as Shinsei^9
<Shinsei^9> hail to the collective!
* Asrial points out to ReiRei3-chan that she would have to answer to Akane-chan if Kagato was harmed :)
<ReiRei3> Oh, wow! Another slave!
<Shinsei^3> hail!
*** grim has quit IRC (bye folks)
<Shinsei^9> hail!
<Shinsei^6> hail!
<Shinsei^8> hail!
<Shinsei> hail!
<Shinsei^2> hail!
<ReiRei3> Well, Kagato is Akane's slave unit, anyway, ne? ^_^
<Shinsei^7> hail!
<HardKOR> Akane's bark is worse than her bite
<Asrial> Rei: eactly ;)
* HardKOR scoffs
<Asrial> er exactly
<Shinsei^4> hail!
<Shinsei^3> and then there were 10...
<Kagato> Er, she is my slave unit. ;)
<ReiRei3> Besides, there's more than enough Shinsei's to keep me busy... ^_^;
<Shinsei^2> heh, shinsei^5's asleep.
<Shinsei> he rests for the collective!
<Asrial> Kaga: hehe :)
<HardKOR> Kaga: she just wants you to think that
* ReiRei3 senses a certain something about Shinsei^5, and spares him some of the torture...
<ReiRei3> I guess I'll just have to make the rest of the collective suffer some more!
*** Shnsei^10 (kyousuke@ryoohki.apricot.com) has joined #anime!
-> *Asrial* I wonder if anyone's logging this? ^_^
<Shnsei^10> hail to the collective!
<Shinsei^3> hail!
<Shinsei^6> hail!
*Asrial* I'm not ^_^;
<Shinsei^9> hail!
<Shinsei^4> hail!
<Shinsei^8> hail!
<Shinsei^2> hail!
-> *Asrial* Damn...
<Shinsei> hail!
<Shinsei^7> hail!
*** Shinsei^3 sets mode: +o Shnsei^10
* ReiRei3 loses it for a moment...
* Shinsei^7 has thoughts of defecting. Hrmmm
<ReiRei3> Shut up! I didn't give you permission to speak! (whip-crack!) Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
* Shinsei^3 has thoughts about defecting as well..
* Kagato kicks Shinsei's collective ass.
* Shinsei^8 thinks about cute girls..
*** sinar (~bschang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #anime!
* Shinsei^4 tries not to think..
* Shinsei^6 is hungry again..
*** Dabu (~dizzy@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #anime!
*** shinsei^5 is now known as jariten
<Dabu> yo, sinar
* Shinsei^7 licks reirei's boots
<Shinsei> think? what's that?
*Asrial* there, I saved da buffer and started logging, happy now? :)
* Shnsei^10 is annoyed with these damn tubes sticking outta his head..
*** sinar (~bschang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has left #anime!
<ReiRei3> Shinsei^4: Good slave... Yours is not to think, but to obey me!
-> *Asrial* Hmmm... I guess it will help... I think...
*Asrial* hehe :)
-> *Asrial* I should have done so when all this started... Might make a nice little web page...
* Shinsei^2 uses his special eyepiece to look through clothes.....ICK!
* Shinsei^3 hopes the root of the collective is having fun..
*Asrial* yeah, well, it still can, just need to stick the log onto the end of da buffer save, and you'll have the whole thing :)
* Shnsei^10 concurs with Shinsei^4..
* Shinsei^7 oopses, "Lost number 5"
* Shinsei^9 feels like he might have hemmorroids..
* Shinsei^6 wonders what the hell all this blue shit is in his skin..
* Shinsei^3 wants to go watch tv..
<Shinsei^2> hehe, and you said _I_ was weird for talking to myself. =)
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
Session Start: Wed Dec 04 09:54:47 1996
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
<Shinsei^3> shinsei^2: hehehe B)
<Shnsei^10> shinsei^2: hehehe B)
<Shinsei^6> shinsei^2: hehehe B)
* Shinsei^7 wants a big, juicy cheeseburger.
<Shinsei^4> shinsei^2: hehehe B)
<Shinsei^8> shinsei^2: heheh B)
<Shinsei^9> shinsei^2: hehehe B)
<Shinsei^3> wow, that much effort just to laugh at myself..
<Shinsei^8> yeah.. that's a lot..
<Shnsei^10> yeah, hmm..
<Shinsei^6> man, I need some food..
<Shinsei^2> hmm...sustinance.
* Shinsei^9 wants a big, juicy cheeseburger
* Kagato prepares for sleep..
* Shinsei wouldn't mind a bag of fries.
* Shinsei^6 wouldn't mind a bag of fries.
<Shinsei^4> yeah, me too..
<Shinsei^9> me three..
<Shinsei^8> me four..
<Shnsei^10> me five..
<Shinsei^3> uhh.. me uhh.. what number are we on?
<Shinsei^7> Mmmmm, fries....
<Shinsei^6> man, who cares..
<Shinsei^4> someone get these fucking tubes outta my head..
<Shinsei> man, do we got bad skin or what?
<Shinsei^3> syeah, totally..
* ReiRei3 returns from her deep trance, as she communicates with her "father" on what to do next
<Shnsei^10> yeah, what the hell.. we ain't smurfs..
-> *Asrial* Logged all the way back through buffer capture... logging now... This will be fun!
<Shinsei^8> yeah, what is up with that?
*Asrial* hehe :)
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<Shinsei^4> it's all a conspiracy I tell you..
<Shinsei^9> yeah..
<Shinsei^3> man, I need a vacation..
<Shinsei^2> what's with this blender attached to my crotch?!
<ReiRei3> Oooh, but when I'm through with you all, you *will* be blue... black and blue, that is... Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<StrEEsed> wow, lotsa shinseis.... Hey, are you Ipartying?
<Shnsei^10> yeah, me too...
<StrEEsed> hey reirei
<Shinsei^6> man, I don't need a vacation.. I just want these tubes outta my head, like everyone lse..
<StrEEsed> reirei: Raider, man! hi!
*** Asrial sets mode: +o StrEEsed
<Shinsei^4> yeah..
*** jariten has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* ReiRei3 gets an idea, and goes to fetch a Sears Die-Hard (tm) battery... and about 10 sets of jumper cables....
<Shinsei^9> man, I need food..
<StrEEsed> shinsei: Tubes? Gimme some tubes!
<StrEEsed> thanx asrial
<ReiRei3> re StrEEsed...
<Shinsei^8> hey, where's my cheeseburger!
<Shinsei> StrEEsed: you will be assimilated.
<ReiRei3> (Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!)
<Shinsei^3> gimme my fries!
* StrEEsed stupid.... me shoudl be sleeping for his health....
<StrEEsed> Resistance is FUTILE
<Shinsei^2> ReiRei3: Juice me, baby!
<Shinsei^3> Resiatcenis futile!
<StrEEsed> the 'net is SOOO slow, man...
<Shinsei^7> StrEEsed: Resistance is futile!
<Shinsei^3> Resistance is futile!
<Shnsei^10> Resistance is futile!
<StrEEsed> shinsei <--- wants some juices? what kind of juices?
<Shinsei^8> Resistance is futile!
* ReiRei3 attatches one +/- pair to each little Shinsei-chan's nipples..... No, make that their cute lil' blender nads.....
<Shinsei^6> Resistance is futile!
<StrEEsed> shinsie: stop smkoing that weed!
* Kagato wanders off to bed.
<StrEEsed> who is shinsei-chan?
<Shinsei^9> Resistance is futile!
*** Kagato has quit IRC (ZZzz.. .)
* ReiRei3 attaches the remaining ends to the battery (Don't ask me how -- This is *my* fantasy, damnit!), and smiles with glee....
<Shinsei^4> Resistance is futile!
<ReiRei3> Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho....
<StrEEsed> shinsei: thre's no shinsei5!
<Shinsei^3> we will make a shinsei^5 then!
* StrEEsed thinks ReiRei3 should be the director of a bondage video or something.... hehehehehe
* Shinsei^2 passes the reefer to the other Shinsei's.
* ReiRei3 watches the little Shinsei-chan clones fry like the vermin that they are!
("Resistance is... bzzzzzrurrrrrrrrrggggghhhrrrrzzzzzzrrzzz!!")
* Shnsei^10 will volunteer!
*** Shnsei^10 is now known as Shinsei^5
<Shinsei^5> hail to the ecollective!
<Shinsei^3> hail!
* StrEEsed gives reirei a lead acid battery from his car
<Shinsei^2> hail!
<Shinsei> hail!
<Shinsei^6> hail!
<Shinsei^7> hail!
<Shinsei^8> hail!
<Shinsei^4> hail!
<Shinsei^9> hail!
<ReiRei3> Hmmm... they do need a higher dosage, don't they?
<StrEEsed> reirei: yup
<Shinsei^2> StrEEsed: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
<StrEEsed> WOWOWOWOW, a $1000 subwoofer for $200!!!!!!
<Shinsei> still room for a 'Shinsei^1'
<StrEEsed> Includes a 100 watt AMP! a POWERED SUBWOOFER, Velodyne, too!!! Man,....
<ReiRei3> Ah... you all have been very, very naughty, indeed! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho (whip-crack!)
* ReiRei3 whips all the lil' Shinsei-chan clones in succession....
* Shinsei^3 decides to let his brethren sleep for tnoght..
<ReiRei3> (Hmmm... how's that backhand....?)
<Shinsei^2> punish me, mistress! punish me! *crack* AHHHHHH!!!!!! *crack* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
* StrEEsed thinks you ppl are insane. GO: TOS LEEP
* ReiRei3 back-hand whips Shinsei^3.... (Hmmm... needs work...)
*** Shinsei^5 has quit IRC (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
<Asrial> StrEEsed: I'm not insane. :)
<ReiRei3> Oh, line, please? ^_^
<ReiRei3> Oh, yeah.... "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" ^_^.
*** Shinsei^6 has quit IRC (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
<StrEEsed> asrial: Okay, change that, sorry
<Shinsei> we need just one to sleep for the collective.
*** Shinsei^8 has quit IRC (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
*** Shinsei^9 has quit IRC (Dead socket)
*** Shinsei^4 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<StrEEsed> SHINSEI and ReiRei are INSANE! GO TO SLEEP!!!
<Shinsei^3> hmm..
<Asrial> StrEEsed: thanks man :)
*** Shinsei^7 is now known as Nation
*** Shinsei^3 is now known as Kyousuke
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
* Nation is free! Whee
<Kyousuke> that was kinda fun.. 8)
<StrEEsed> ACK, WOWOWOWOW
<Shinsei^2> I've been to sane before. No airports. You have to be driven there.
<ReiRei3> Ah.... the real traitor has revealed himself! Now the *real* punishment begins! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<StrEEsed> you all wre different people?????
<Shinsei> that was weird. hehe.
* StrEEsed thought everyone was shinsei (garland)
<Kyousuke> streesed: of course.. 8)
<Shinsei^2> ne? ima da innocent one. O=)
<ReiRei3> Hmmm.. there may have been multiple-Kyou instances....
<Asrial> StrEEsed: nope... all different people :)
<Shinsei> Str: what? you thought I'd clone myself? =P
* StrEEsed thought EVERYONE was Garland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<StrEEsed> shinsei: Y E S
<Kyousuke> streesed: you the hidden power he has!
* ReiRei3 is tempted to whip StrEEsed-kun, but sees that he has seen the light... (smile)
<Kyousuke> streesed: you see the hiden power he has!
<StrEEsed> kyou: yup, hi kyou
<Shinsei> Str: hehe, you dork. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
<StrEEsed> whip me, baby!
<Kyousuke> streesed: he has power to control the minds of the many!
<StrEEsed> shinsei: your'.. *gasp* shinsei!
* Shinsei^2 *nudges* ReiRei3. "hey, fresh meat. StrEEsed wants some of ya."
<ReiRei3> Besides (^_-)... Kyousuke's all mine now... Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<Shinsei> Str: there's a split right now...I'm waiting to be collided.
<StrEEsed> shinsie: I c, good luck.... nice knowing you.... that bastard is gonna kill your ass :)
<Shinsei^2> long split...we played out that Shinsei-clone-thing and it still hasn't joined back.
* StrEEsed wants a tube pre-amp....
<StrEEsed> shisnei: what was that clone thing for?
<Shinsei> Str: Kyousuke started it! *pointing finger*
* StrEEsed stares accusingly at kyousuke.... whatcha start that clone thing for? :)
<StrEEsed> someone give me a pair of Thiel 2.2's
<ReiRei3> Because Kyou's a meanie! Meanie! Meanie! Meanie!
<Shinsei^2> Kyousuke was assimilating ppl like crazy!
<ReiRei3> Oh ho ho ho ho ho....
<StrEEsed> okay, change my mind... Kyou, Shinsei and ReiREia re INSANE!
* ReiRei3 whips Kyousuke some more.... You've been especially naughty tonight, my sweet.... Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
<Shinsei^2> I've been to Sane before. Nice city. No airports. You have to be driven there.
<Shinsei^2> er...
<Shinsei^2> I've been in Sane before. Nice city. No airports. You have to be driven there.
* StrEEsed hates his internet connectino! Me wants ethernet!!!!
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
* Asrial looks back in the channel....ahh, still on that dominatrix thing I see...
* StrEEsed ties up ReiRei and whips him a little....
<Asrial> StrEEsed: I want ISDN ^_^;
<Shinsei^2> see! I told you StrEEsed was hentai!
<ReiRei3> Hey, hey, hey! *I'm* in charge of this night, StrEEsed....
<Kyousuke> hmm.. Raider3 in tight leather and fishnet... kinky..
<StrEEsed> reirei: Sorry!!!
<StrEEsed> hey, me no hentai
<ReiRei3> Kyou: Wrong... Raider3 created me...
<Asrial> Kyou: O.o;
<StrEEsed> who is rei? isn't that an anime tittle?
<StrEEsed> ACK ACK it's 2am.....
<Asrial> Str: yup, that ReiRei thing be some tentacle porn anime or something
<ReiRei3> I do so love my nick.... Kyousuke-kun suggested it for me....
<ReiRei3> Oh, yeah... Raider3 says that this is the last call for the iparty server.... ^_^
* Kyousuke idly reads some manga..
<StrEEsed> iparty? I can't get my mike working.... hold on... let me get on, what's the URL?
<StrEEsed> BRAND NEW! Spendor BC1 Limited Edition Speakers - Only 4 pairs available in the US --
* Asrial ponders sleep...
<ReiRei3> StrEEsed: iparty://204.216.26.102/ - Poor Raider3's all alone there....
<ReiRei3> nite nite Asrial.... ^_^
<Shinsei^2> oh yeah, gotta d'load iparty some day...and that one ms win95 color depth thingy.
<Shinsei> bai Asrial.
<Asrial> g'nite folks!
*** Asrial has quit IRC (oyasumi!)
* Kyousuke is just fine and dandy with his own subwoofers..
<StrEEsed> iparty no workie... shnsei, get iparty, man
<StrEEsed> kyou: this is a $1000 subwoofer for $200, and it's a Velodyne, known for it's subs!!!
<Shinsei^2> Str: where at?
<Shinsei^2> Str: what's the site for that color depth switchie thing?
<Kyousuke> streesed: yeah, so?
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<Jariten> AAAAAAARG!
<Shinsei^2> StrEEsed is always speaker and subwoofer crazy...he's overcompensating for something.
<Jariten> rerere
<Shinsei^2> hey-oh, Jariten.
<Jariten> Hey Streeesssed!
*** Shinsei^2 sets mode: +o Jariten
<StrEEsed> kyou: these are GOOD subwoofers, they are accurate, better than in most movie theaters, THX, etc.... will break windows....
<Jariten> some dumo turn the machine off...
* Kyousuke wanders off to sleep...
<Shinsei> hehe...they still don't think I'm a real op.
<StrEEsed> kyou: j/k, but they are good :)
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<StrEEsed> hey jari
*** Kyousuke has quit IRC (Anime Expo 97, LAX Hilton and Towers, July 4-6, 1997)
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<ReiRei3> Oh, *sigh*.... Oh, well... (Ka-poofle!)
<Shinsei> Str: op me.
<StrEEsed> djfkarei: the URL is not wokring
*** ReiRei3 is now known as Raider3
Session Close: Wed Dec 04 10:22:52 1996