(Note: For the back story on this, you might wish to view the original Operation Ranma Torture page, hosted by Rika "Fuu" Takahashi at her page.)
(Note: New page location for Fuu's Operation Ranma Torture as of 4-30-97)

(Yet Another Note: If you enjoy the mindless drivel presented here - Be sure to catch the return engagement - Operation Ranma Torture 3! -- New!

The Story:
When last we left off, the clueless ranma8 demonstrated his total lack of any clue whatsoever on his last major appearance on #anime! IRC on EFnet. Needless to say, several #anime! regulars went along with it, and gave the little ix'er a time to remember. Thus begat the original Operation Ranma Torture.

Well, Ranma8 returned to #anime! on Thursday, August 29, for some strange reason (perhaps a momentary lapse of reason?! ^_^), and was subjected to about 30 minutes of, well, rather less-than-hospitable treatment. A unedited transcript follows below.

The Cast:
Apologies to those I have left out... Rika has a log of this session as well... The gaps will be filled in over time.

pomru (John Yang)
Haro-chan (Egan Loo)
Raider3 (Yours Truly - Log #1)
kor (Peti Arunamata)
curse (Kirstin Chan)
prisoner (Kent Keltner)
JudgeFedd (Albert Wong)
PYee (Phil Yee)
Zill
Fushigi
Koutarou (Dave Van Cleef)
genef (Gene Fornario)
Ashram
Outis (Outis Longxing - yes, the same pseudonym)
Kyousuke (Lionel Lum)
Kyusaku (Peter Ward)
Asrial (Michelle Delgado)
Scanner (Eric Luce)
Mokuren (Ruby Wang)
Fuu (Rika Takahashi - Log #2)
Gosunkugi
kkenEX (Kenneth Cho)
Ginta (Gerald Leung)

The Chump:
Ranma8, the lamer, of course! ^_^

The Session Transcript:
Session Start: Thu Aug 29 23:25:45 1996
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
<Gosunkugi> RANMA8! woo hoo!
*** pomru sets mode: +o Ashram
<Kyousuke> it's that Ranma8!
<Kyusaku> look who's back!! bwahahahahahaha!
<Outis> Kyousuke: Oh well, I guess I won't officially "recognize" Toyo's signed up until 8:59pm on Saturday without his E-mail RSVP...
<Raider3> Aaahahahah!
<Raider3> Now, now Kyou - You've gotta act mature now! ^_^;
<Kyousuke> outis: bah! sign him on, no ones cares... B)
*** Ryoga (adchief@ple-ca18-12.ix.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Outis> Kyousuke: He's accounted for...probably to take Phil's place anyway... ;)
<pomru> Hmmm, I don't think I can stand this moral hammer they're using in this movie...
<Kyousuke> outis: hehehe B)
<Ryoga> hi all
<Ginta> Hmm...
<Ryoga> I'm ranma8
<Ryoga> that shadow
<Gosunkugi> RANMA8 ryouga! bwhahhaahahha
<Ryoga> is my mirror image
<Ginta> Ryoga8!
<Ryoga> wait for it to log off
*** Doc_Sane has quit IRC (Off to watch Magnetic Rose again)
* Ginta watches some Highlander thing...
*** Ryoga is now known as Ryoga8
<Ryoga8> haha
<Outis> Kyousuke: I'll make sure Toyo sings "wow wow war tonight"... ;)
<Kyousuke> outis: hehehe B)
<Raider3> Damn...
<Ryoga8> so whaz up everyone?
<Raider3> Wait!
<Kyousuke> ooo.. ryoga8..
<Raider3> It's the same fellow, with a different nick (and a quieter voice... Hmmm...)
<Fuu> lionel: what are you thinking....???
<Fuu> r3mike: hmmmmm.................. =)
<Kyousuke> fuu: sick thoughts of shaylashayla?
<pomru> Kyou: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
<Ryoga8> yep that's me
<Ryoga8> hey give me a chance
<Ryoga8> i'll start with anime later on
<pomru> Kyou: You ought to draw tham some day...
<Kyusaku> Kyou: heheheheheh! the only thoughts to have of Shayla Shayla! ^_^
<Fuu> lionel: heh thought so......
<Kyousuke> pom: hehehe you seen the new ikibomot pics yet?.
<Outis> pomru: 3d models!
<Ryoga8> hey
<Ryoga8> how do you get a mirror image to log off?
* Kyousuke thinks about fucking ShaylaShayla...
* Fuu wonders if ryoga8 is going to start yelling again......
<pomru> Kyou: Ack! No, I haven't! I knew there was something I was supposed to look at today!
* Ryoga8 doesn't think he will
<Kyousuke> pom: bah! git with it! B)
<pomru> You could yell at your mirror image...
*** Ranma8 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Kyousuke> fuu: ORT?
<Ryoga8> alright
* Kyusaku notes that Kyou would have a very hot time if he ended up doing so....
*** Ryoga8 is now known as Ranma8
<Ranma8> hello all!
<Ranma8> now!
* Ranma8 wants Shampoo badly
<pomru> 3d Models!
<Ranma8> resin kits!
<Ranma8> anime!
<Ranma8> Hey
<Fuu> lionel: yeah man......
<Kyousuke> fuu: what's ORT?
* Outis wants to import the 3d pomru DXF file into Poser and do funny things with it...
<Ranma8> has anyone seen the TENCHI THE MOVE: IN LOVE
* Kyousuke looks at Phil.. ORT?
<Ranma8> Anyone?
* Raider3 flips into Hyper-ORT mode
* Fuu whispers into Lionel's ear..... (one red tomato)
* Kyousuke hasn't seen Tenchi..
* Ranma8 looks at asrial and runs up to her face and say," HI!"
* Fuu *grins*
<PYee> ORT ?
<Ranma8> ort?
<Ranma8> i know opt
<pomru> Whoa...
<Kyousuke> ort?
-> *Fuu* I've been logging since he entered...
<Kyousuke> ortvork?
<Kyousuke> isn't that some ant eating thingy?
*** JudgeFedd (bitter@port69.surf.com) has joined #anime!
<Ranma8> that's artwork
*** kkenEX (ken.cho@s201.aquila.com) has joined #anime!
*** Outis sets mode: +o JudgeFedd
<Kyousuke> yo fedd B)
*Fuu* all right! ORT 2!!
* Asrial *kicks* Ranma8 in the rump roast....don't DO that! :P
* JudgeFedd waves
<Kyousuke> ortwork?
<Asrial> re Fedd!
<Raider3> No... my stuff is ortwork... at my new page...
<Outis> JudgeFedd is back from lunch!
<Ranma8> re Fedd
*Fuu* actually, I do have my logs on too.
<Fuu> rere fedd =)
*** Ginta sets mode: +o kkenEX
<Raider3> (i did it all myself!)
-> *Fuu* cool!
<Gosunkugi> kken!
<JudgeFedd> it's tenderlion asrial
* Asrial hmms...thread on prime rib in rec.food.cooking....
<pomru> Oh my! It's Terri!
* Kyousuke tortures Chico with Globe...
<kkenEX> hey Gos
*Fuu* now let's see if he does anything...
* Ranma8 goes to watch SAILORMOON STARS
* Gosunkugi pities ranma8
* Asrial pokes JudgeFedd in that oh-so-tender fliet mignon of his :)
<Ranma8> Yes! The evil soldiers!
*** Asrial sets mode: +o OldCrow
<Raider3> Oh, those funky soldiers...
<Kyousuke> evil soldiers?
<Ranma8> yep
<Raider3> One question... where's that iron mouse I keep hearing about?
<Outis> Kyousuke: If Phil shows up for karaoke, he can fight with Toyo over who gets to sing "wow wow war tonight"...
<Ranma8> not the ones dressed in black
<Kyousuke> outis: hmmm.. B)
<Raider3> I've looked and I've looked and I've looked... but I've only been able to see those two cute kitties
<Fuu> those chicks that crossdress?
<Kyousuke> huh?
* pomru wonders who splashed him the most this evening at Magic Edge.
*** prisoner (kkeltner@ppp-206-170-24-53.sntc01.pacbell.net) has joined #Anime!
<Ranma8> yep, but they're not evil
<prisoner> Hi
<Ranma8> hi
<Ranma8> prisoner
<Outis> pomru was shot down the most?...
* Ranma8 asks kyousuke what's up?
<Fuu> they're kinda cute when they're not sailorsuited
<Kyousuke> ranma: dunno..
<Fuu> rere kent
*** kkenEX has quit IRC (EX: online anime at http://www.spja.com/ex/)
*** Fuu sets mode: +o prisoner
<Raider3> re prisoner - pull up a chair - you won't be disappointed
* Ranma8 says he showed Tenchi the first episode during his club meeting
<pomru> Outis: Not really. I crashed the most tonight. (=B
<Kyousuke> ranma8: I am pissed at Judgefedd cause he stuck me with a really good dance rave cd...
<Kyusaku> re pris
* Outis thinks sailor suits with bunny years is all the rave these days...
<Raider3> Sailor bunnies? ^_^
<Ranma8> oh
* Ranma8 pisses also at JudgeFedd
<Outis> pomru: Not good...
<pomru> Hey! Hey!
<Ranma8> just kidding
<JudgeFedd> kyou, just wait till the BBQ man, I'll give you a brown paper bag of stinkers ;)
<pomru> Keep that thing in your pants!
<Ranma8> well
* Kyusaku notes that Ranma8 just signed his own death warrant...
<Raider3> Hey, hey.. only Kyousuke's allowe to piss in the channel... his water is safe... it was passed by the inspector general.. ^O^
* prisoner wonders what Raider meant by that comment
<JudgeFedd> ranma8, what the hell are you pissing at, fucker
<Kyousuke> fedd: YOU!! YOU!!!
<Ranma8> i got school
<Ranma8> FEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Gosunkugi sighs...the job is ending in 2 days...and there are too many things for me to buy ^^;
<Ranma8> fuck you you SUCKASS!
<Gosunkugi> ranma8:feddie is a badass man...he'll step on you with his giant feet
<Ranma8> R
<Raider3> prisoner: Just an ambigious reference to a translation gaffe... (And a famous one at that)
<Ranma8> A
<pomru> Outis: Well, there's this thing called the horizon which I kept loosing track of... ^_^;
<Ranma8> T
<Ranma8> B
<Ranma8> A
<Ranma8> S
<Ranma8> T
<Ranma8> A
<Raider3> PLEASE
<Ranma8> R
*** Hmaster (hmaster@netcom23.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
*** Ranma8 was kicked by Gosunkugi (Gosunkugi)
<Kyousuke> yeah! fuck you SUCKASS!!!
*** Ranma8 (adchief@ple-ca18-12.ix.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> F
<Kyousuke> U
<Kyousuke> V
* Gosunkugi cackles
<Kyousuke> S
<Kyousuke> U
<Kyousuke> C
<Kyousuke> A
<Kyousuke> S
<Kyousuke> S
<Gosunkugi> ranma8:behave yourself suckass
<Kyousuke> !
<Ranma8> suckasss yourself man
<Raider3> Score: #anime!: 1 - Ranma8: 0
<Kyousuke> HEHEHEHEHE FUCK YOU ALLLLL!!!
* KoG yawns
<Kyousuke> SUCK ASSES!!!
<Raider3> Uh-oh... I think Kyou's all mad and stuff!
<Ranma8> well aren't we ALL FUCKED TODAY
<Fuu> r3mike: Bwahahaha
<Ranma8> HAHAHAHA
<Kyousuke> YEAH! FUCKED UP PEOPLES!!!
<Gosunkugi> ranma8:do you want to get banned?
<Raider3> Damn... he must be channeling for Unagichan
* Ranma8 guesses KYOUSUKE DIDN'T GET HIS FAIR FUCK OF THE DAY
<Kyousuke> RANMA8: NOPE, i DIDN'T...
<Raider3> It's "Residue" time!
*** SailrChim (~njt4@128.240.233.1) has joined #anime!
<pomru> Damn straight he didn't...
<Asrial> Gosun: yes, he does :)
<Kyousuke> GIMME MY FAIR FUCK OF THE DAY!!
<Ranma8> banned? I wouldn't care, i got school and anime to do if i got banned
<Kyousuke> C'MON YOU GODDAM MORONS!!!!
<Gosunkugi> asrial:want the honor? :)
* Raider3 /dcc sends Kyou a condom "Here... you might need this..."
<Kyousuke> GIMME MY FAIR FUCK OF THE DAY!!
<Kyousuke> YEAH!
* Kyusaku starts campaigning for "Unagi-chan in 96!"
*** CaTiMuS (majors@198.133.204.26) has joined #anime!
<Gosunkugi> ranma8:well do them...and stop bugging us
<Kyousuke> I GOT SCHOOL!
*** CaTiMuS (majors@198.133.204.26) has left #anime!
<Kyousuke> HEHEHEHE B)
<Fuu> residue!!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Ranma8> I got school tomarrow
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Raider3> Makes sense... there's "Cool Site Of the Day" - Why not a "Fair Fuck Of The Day" for Kyou's page?
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Kyousuke> GLOBE!
<Asrial> Gosun: naah, go ahead :)
<Ranma8> bug yourself
<Raider3> Happy Rave 95?
<Fuu> r3: Bwahahahahaha
*** Ranma8 was kicked by Gosunkugi (Gosunkugi)
*** Gosunkugi sets mode: +b *!*@ple-ca18-12.ix.netcom.com
<Kyousuke> FUCKIN' MORONS!!
<Raider3> Score: #anime! 2 - Ranma8: 0 !
<pomru> GLOBE
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
<Fuu> gosu: awww, we want to have more fun!
<Gosunkugi> kyou:sorry to ruin your fun :\
<Kyousuke> gosun: bah! B)
*** Gosunkugi sets mode: -b *!*@ple-ca18-12.ix.netcom.com
<Raider3> Let's wait... and see...
<Kyousuke> FUCK YOU ALL, YOU SUCKASSES!!!
<Kyousuke> EAT MY DING DONGS!
<Fuu> r3: heh heh heh heh....
*** Kenshin (whsieh@str-ca2-62.ix.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Raider3> Serves the little bugger right for popping in here on Thursday night ^O^
* Kyousuke wonders if Fedd got that machine message changed yet...
* Asrial slips a couple of valium into Kyousuke's IBC bottle :)
<Kyusaku> As: it'll take more than that, I'm afraid... ^^;;;
*** Kenshin has quit IRC (bye all)
<Outis> Hmm...IBC...is there going to be IBC at BBQ?...
* Hmaster is away - Automatically set away. - messages will be saved.
<Kyousuke> outis: dunno..
<Asrial> Kyu: well, it can't hurt :)
* Kyousuke isn't handling drinks...
* Raider3 thwa-bapples Kyousuke with an Unagichan doll...
*** Hmaster has quit IRC (Gotta do my 'H' stuff. lates!)
* pomru doesn't remember seeing IBC bottles being stored at SCanner's place.
<Kyousuke> pom: you at Scanner's?
<pomru> Kyousuke: I've been here since last night.
Session Close: Thu Aug 29 23:44:36 1996

Nuff said... You play with fire, you're liable to get burned...
Special props going out to: Lionel "Kyousuke" Lum - The personification of "Don't mess with me, man! I'm crazy!" ^O^
Also to: Gosunkugi and Fuu... and, of course, to ranma8, for having the cojones to come back for more gratuitous abuse - Without him, ORT^2 would not have been possible.