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OS Wars, Asian wannabes, Spawn talk - Anything Else?
Just a little bit of IRC insanity from Summer 1997. HTMLized for your protection, and edited for content. (In other words, joins/quits, most of the irrelevant crap was cut.) Also broken up into two pages to combat scrolliosis -- You did know you can curve your spine from trying to keep up with a long-ass page, right? ^_^;
Fuhgeddabadit. Enjoy!

Beta version 4.46 - last: 1998.9.5 - design by r3... gahhh...
Session Start: Thu Aug 21 00:59:12 1997
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
<Camiyu> kken : Intel!
<DaFeddie> WELL, IF YOU ARE SOME DOOD LIKE CAMIYU! BUY A MAC!
<kken> MACINTOSH IS OWNED BY MICROSOFT... HOW'S THAT A KICK IN THE FUCKING HEAD?
* Ruan has no choice of OS at work. He uses what is given.
<Camiyu> kken : MS owns Macs?
<Kyousuke> CAMIYU DOES NOT HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO HANDLE MORE THAN ONE BUTTON ON A MOUSE! THEREFORE HE NEEDS A MAC!
<Proj2501> kken: Hrm, no reason to lie...
<Proj2501> $150 million is not a big portion of the $8 billion in revenue that Apple needs each year.
* Camiyu uses AIX most of the time ....
<PCKitsune> geez, man. just use what you feel what will get the job done.
<DaFeddie> LISTEN TO ME! ONE BUTTON MOUSE!
<Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!
<Raider3> one button....
<Jubei> FUCK THE MOUSE! I USE A DAMN TABLET!
<Raider3> ONE BUTTON TV REMOTE WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!
<kken> LISTEN TO ME... THE REASON WHY INTEL MACHINES ARE BETTER THAN MACS IS SIMPLE: YOU CAN EJECT YOUR DISK WITH THE PUSH OF A FUCKING BUTTON
<Camiyu> hmmm... is there free UNIX on top of NT/95?
<Raider3> "Push the button, Frank."
<Ruan> PCK: I can't use a Mac for developing NT software
<Gosu_> eheh
<Asrial> kken: yeah! damn macs hould your disk hostage!! ;O
<Raider3> kken: Ummm.. you can do that with a Zip drive...
<PCKitsune> ruan: like I *said*, use what you need to get the job done.
<DaFeddie> JUBEI IS SOME ARTSY FARTSY FROU FROU ARTIST CAUSE HE USES SOME ONE BUTTON TABLET!
<Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON IS LIKE INSTANT GRATIFICATION! INSTANT CLIMAX OF SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WHEN YOU POKE THAT NUDIE PIC!
<Jubei> I can't use a mac for doing 3d work...
<PCKitsune> ruan: nowhere did I say "you have to use a Mac"
<kken> HELLO? NOT EVERY COMPUTER HAS A ZIP DRIVE... MCFLY?
<PCKitsune> jubei: Spawn was entirely done on macs.
<Jubei> THATS A 4 BUTTON STYLUS FOR THE TABLET, THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR!
<Camiyu> damn .. after reformat/repartition under disk adminstrator, still cannot format that damn SCSI disk!
<Raider3> kken: Make like a tree.. and get out, man!
<Proj2501> R3: My zip drive doesn't have an eject button, it is internal. :)
<Jubei> PCK: COMIC, anime, or Live action movie?
<kken> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A CAESAREAN AND SPLIT
<Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON IS LIKE THRUSTING YOUR FINGER INTO TWAT NOZZLE! IF ANY MORE THAN ONE BUTTON, IT'S LIKE GOING THROUGH BLUE BALLS!
<PCKitsune> jubei: the movie.
<Jubei> PCK: Bzzzzt wrong!
* kken sometimes amazes himself... hehehe
<PCKitsune> jubei: I just read about it in MacUser...
<Camiyu> hmm.. is Kyou some sort of an Intel fan boy?
<Outis> The Microsoft team in charge of designing the user inerface of Windows 95 studied people using Win 3.1...Many had trouble double-clicking the mouse...
* Kyousuke rolls his eyes... 9_9
<Outis> That's why Win95 has single-click button-icons!
<Jubei> PCK: all that MoCap and cape animation done in Alias Power Animator
<prisoner> Camiyu: he's paid by intel...
<OrionPax> put that one button in your forehead and solve all your problems
<Raider3> Outis: My mom still has trouble double clicking the mouse in Win95....
* Proj2501 splist and leaves da peeps to their lame OS wars.
<Proj2501> splits that is.
<Proj2501> This is just all fucking lame.
<Raider3> bai P2501
<PCKitsune> jubei: I think they were talking about the Violator...
<kken> one simple LISTEN TO ME and the channel goes nuts... hehehehehe
<Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON MOUSE IS FOR THE DYSLEXIC HANDS OF THE SIMPLEMINDED!
*** Proj2501 has quit IRC (ugh. buy a mac, buy a pc, buy an alpha, who fucking cares.)
<Umi> kk: hahahahha
<Raider3> kken: You started it, man.... Now stop Kyou.
<Outis> The average win3.1 user took 10 minutes to open a program, if it wasn't already visible...
<Raider3> Because I can't ....
<PCKitsune> jubei; since that's the image printed in the publication...
<Asrial> r3: but she has no problems double clicking with a mac? ^^
<kken> r3: i'll do no such thing
<DaFeddie> KKEN, LISTEN TO ME! ACEN IS A BUNCH OF LOOOSAHS!
<Raider3> "I can't stop, I don't know how it works... G'bye, folks!"
<Asrial> fedd: hey! i'm no loosah! :O
<Kyousuke> FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT MULTITASK IN THE BRAIN, ONE BUTTON IS THE WAY TO GO!
<Raider3> Am I an honorary loosah?
<Jubei> PCK: Violator also done in alias/wavefront
<teapot> MY MOUSE HAS THREE BUTTONS, FEAR ME
<Raider3> Shame SHAME on you FeddiEx...
<Gosu_> heheheh
<PCKitsune> jubei: hmm, one party or the other must have misinformation...
<Raider3> I have 2 buttons on my mouse... I am l33t...
* Raider3 was born with multitasking in the brain....

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