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Just One Button! (Page 1 of 2) OS Wars, Asian wannabes, Spawn talk - Anything Else? |
Just a little bit of IRC insanity from Summer 1997. HTMLized for your protection, and edited for content. (In other words, joins/quits, most of the irrelevant crap was cut.) Also broken up into two pages to combat scrolliosis -- You did know you can curve your spine from trying to keep up with a long-ass page, right? ^_^;Fuhgeddabadit. Enjoy!
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Beta version 4.46 - last: 1998.9.5 - design by r3... gahhh...
Session Start: Thu Aug 21 00:59:12 1997 * Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log] <Camiyu> kken : Intel! <DaFeddie> WELL, IF YOU ARE SOME DOOD LIKE CAMIYU! BUY A MAC! <kken> MACINTOSH IS OWNED BY MICROSOFT... HOW'S THAT A KICK IN THE FUCKING HEAD? * Ruan has no choice of OS at work. He uses what is given. <Camiyu> kken : MS owns Macs? <Kyousuke> CAMIYU DOES NOT HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO HANDLE MORE THAN ONE BUTTON ON A MOUSE! THEREFORE HE NEEDS A MAC! <Proj2501> kken: Hrm, no reason to lie... <Proj2501> $150 million is not a big portion of the $8 billion in revenue that Apple needs each year. * Camiyu uses AIX most of the time .... <PCKitsune> geez, man. just use what you feel what will get the job done. <DaFeddie> LISTEN TO ME! ONE BUTTON MOUSE! <Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! <Raider3> one button.... <Jubei> FUCK THE MOUSE! I USE A DAMN TABLET! <Raider3> ONE BUTTON TV REMOTE WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! <kken> LISTEN TO ME... THE REASON WHY INTEL MACHINES ARE BETTER THAN MACS IS SIMPLE: YOU CAN EJECT YOUR DISK WITH THE PUSH OF A FUCKING BUTTON <Camiyu> hmmm... is there free UNIX on top of NT/95? <Raider3> "Push the button, Frank." <Ruan> PCK: I can't use a Mac for developing NT software <Gosu_> eheh <Asrial> kken: yeah! damn macs hould your disk hostage!! ;O <Raider3> kken: Ummm.. you can do that with a Zip drive... <PCKitsune> ruan: like I *said*, use what you need to get the job done. <DaFeddie> JUBEI IS SOME ARTSY FARTSY FROU FROU ARTIST CAUSE HE USES SOME ONE BUTTON TABLET! <Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON IS LIKE INSTANT GRATIFICATION! INSTANT CLIMAX OF SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WHEN YOU POKE THAT NUDIE PIC! <Jubei> I can't use a mac for doing 3d work... <PCKitsune> ruan: nowhere did I say "you have to use a Mac" <kken> HELLO? NOT EVERY COMPUTER HAS A ZIP DRIVE... MCFLY? <PCKitsune> jubei: Spawn was entirely done on macs. <Jubei> THATS A 4 BUTTON STYLUS FOR THE TABLET, THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR! <Camiyu> damn .. after reformat/repartition under disk adminstrator, still cannot format that damn SCSI disk! <Raider3> kken: Make like a tree.. and get out, man! <Proj2501> R3: My zip drive doesn't have an eject button, it is internal. :) <Jubei> PCK: COMIC, anime, or Live action movie? <kken> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A CAESAREAN AND SPLIT <Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON IS LIKE THRUSTING YOUR FINGER INTO TWAT NOZZLE! IF ANY MORE THAN ONE BUTTON, IT'S LIKE GOING THROUGH BLUE BALLS! <PCKitsune> jubei: the movie. <Jubei> PCK: Bzzzzt wrong! * kken sometimes amazes himself... hehehe <PCKitsune> jubei: I just read about it in MacUser... <Camiyu> hmm.. is Kyou some sort of an Intel fan boy? <Outis> The Microsoft team in charge of designing the user inerface of Windows 95 studied people using Win 3.1...Many had trouble double-clicking the mouse... * Kyousuke rolls his eyes... 9_9 <Outis> That's why Win95 has single-click button-icons! <Jubei> PCK: all that MoCap and cape animation done in Alias Power Animator <prisoner> Camiyu: he's paid by intel... <OrionPax> put that one button in your forehead and solve all your problems <Raider3> Outis: My mom still has trouble double clicking the mouse in Win95.... * Proj2501 splist and leaves da peeps to their lame OS wars. <Proj2501> splits that is. <Proj2501> This is just all fucking lame. <Raider3> bai P2501 <PCKitsune> jubei: I think they were talking about the Violator... <kken> one simple LISTEN TO ME and the channel goes nuts... hehehehehe <Kyousuke> ONE BUTTON MOUSE IS FOR THE DYSLEXIC HANDS OF THE SIMPLEMINDED! *** Proj2501 has quit IRC (ugh. buy a mac, buy a pc, buy an alpha, who fucking cares.) <Umi> kk: hahahahha <Raider3> kken: You started it, man.... Now stop Kyou. <Outis> The average win3.1 user took 10 minutes to open a program, if it wasn't already visible... <Raider3> Because I can't .... <PCKitsune> jubei; since that's the image printed in the publication... <Asrial> r3: but she has no problems double clicking with a mac? ^^ <kken> r3: i'll do no such thing <DaFeddie> KKEN, LISTEN TO ME! ACEN IS A BUNCH OF LOOOSAHS! <Raider3> "I can't stop, I don't know how it works... G'bye, folks!" <Asrial> fedd: hey! i'm no loosah! :O <Kyousuke> FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT MULTITASK IN THE BRAIN, ONE BUTTON IS THE WAY TO GO! <Raider3> Am I an honorary loosah? <Jubei> PCK: Violator also done in alias/wavefront <teapot> MY MOUSE HAS THREE BUTTONS, FEAR ME <Raider3> Shame SHAME on you FeddiEx... <Gosu_> heheheh <PCKitsune> jubei: hmm, one party or the other must have misinformation... <Raider3> I have 2 buttons on my mouse... I am l33t... * Raider3 was born with multitasking in the brain.... To continue, press Just One Button!
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