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Packed McDonalds', Victory against insurmountable odds, and a special cameo appearance by Gally-cat (a.k.a. Smitty The Postal Kitty =^..^=)

Session Start: Sun Apr 14 06:54:09 1996
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
<Kyousuke> lag check!
<Kyousuke> babe check!
<Raider3> Logging has started
<Riiya> Kyou: oh...hehehe
<Kyousuke> money check!
<Riiya> lag check!
<Riiya> babe check!
<Riiya> money check, check!
<Kyousuke> menu check! Egg Mcmuffin meal and second Egg mcMuffin!
<Riiya> <-- Ready to win!
<Kyousuke> <-- ready to whip Riiya's ass!
<Riiya> Menu Check! 1 Egg Mac, 2 BEC biscuits, medium Dr. Pepper!
<Riiya> wahahahhhaahha!
<Riiya> Yeah, right!
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
<Kyousuke> lag check
<Kyousuke> lah check!
<Riiya> lag check!
<Riiya> lah check!
<Kyousuke> cool.. small bit o lag.. it's cool.. B)
<Riiya> ping kyousuke
<Kyousuke> cameras ready!
<Riiya> hee hee
-> [Kyousuke] PING
* KawiNeko lobs rotten big macs at Kyou
* Kyousuke thinks about bringing his camera along... ^_^
<Riiya> 1 second of lag! no excuses!
<Kyousuke> naahh.. B)
<Raider3> 2 sec. Ping reply for Kyousuke
*** adol (keoki@isr1003.urh.uiuc.edu) has joined #anime!
* Kyousuke will be too busy rejoicing in his victory.. B)
<Riiya> 7 minutes!
<KawiNeko> rinrin
<adol> kawikawi
<Raider3> 7 min - Checki!
<Kyousuke> 7 minutes!
<Kyousuke> 7!
<Kyousuke> lucky number 7!
<Raider3> (great, now I'm speaking with an accent)
* Kyousuke is gonna win!
<Raider3> "Coachiiiiii!! Waaaahhh! ^_^"
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna lose!
* Riiya is gonna win!
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna eat asphalt!
* Kyousuke is gonna win!
* KawiNeko slaps rin around some with a smart mine
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna suck my dust!
<adol> oof
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna eat the banana in his tailpipe!
<KawiNeko> Kyou: yumm!
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna munch on the sugar in his gas tank!
<Riiya> 5 minutes!
<Raider3> 5 min - Check!
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna slurp the mildew off his crankshaft!
<Kyousuke> 5 minutes! get the babes ready!
<Raider3> (Race Timing by Lorus...)
<Kyousuke> cheerleaders, check!
<Kyousuke> raid: hehehe B)
<Kyousuke> brand names, check!
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna lick the the rotten oil off his engine block!
<Riiya> No generic stuff for us!
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna spill his drink! B)
<Riiya> brand name only!
<adol> w
<adol> oops
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna choke on his coffee!
<Raider3> (Lorus is a brand name... Part of Seiko)
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna spew chunks of Egg McDoodle!
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna choke on Egg McDeadlets!
<Riiya> 3 minutes!
<Raider3> 3 min - check...
<Raider3> (Local time check for Raider 3 - On min and 15. sec mark)
<Kyousuke> Riiya's gonna fart so bad, he'll mess up the carbeurator!
<KawiNeko> Bah
<Kyousuke> 3 minutes!
<Raider3> Time sync - Achieved....
<Kyousuke> ok, be right back.. gotta reset modem!
*** Kyousuke has quit IRC (Fight! IBC! Asuka! *POOF!*)
<Raider3> Hurry back....
*** Kyousuke (kyousuke@netcom18.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> lag check!
<Riiya> Kyou's gonna hurl so hard, it'll tear through his dash and mess up his radiator!
* OrionPax embodies Kyousuke with "Radiant OP Wings"
*** OrionPax sets mode: +o Kyousuke
<Riiya> lag check!
<Kyousuke> lag check!
<Riiya> lag check!
<Raider3> (And I did it again yesterday... Went to the Marie Callender's on Winchester, across from Sis' apartment... Had a good early dinner, paid about $2 for a bottle of IBC (when am I gonna learl)
<Kyousuke> cool.. we're in total sync!
<Riiya> heheeheheh
<Kyousuke> all systems! standby ok!
<Riiya> 1 minute!!!!
<Kyousuke> 1 minute!
<Riiya> All systems, ready to win!
<Raider3> 1 min - Whatever...
<Riiya> hahahahah
<Riiya> prepare to cry, Kyou!
* KawiNeko wraps Riiya's lips around the intake to a 455ci
<Raider3> Someone start prompting me on seconds....
<Kyousuke> riiya: prepare to lose!
<Riiya> ho ho ho!
<Riiya> Not today, poster-boy!
<Kyousuke> here we go! time to win!
<Riiya> hahhahahaah
<adol> brb
*** adol (keoki@isr1003.urh.uiuc.edu) has left #anime!
<Kyousuke> riiya: eat me, eggie doodle!
<Riiya> BEGIN COUNTDOWN!
<Raider3> 5
<Raider3> 4
<Raider3> 3
<Kyousuke> countdown!
<Riiya> Bite me, Fanboy!
<Raider3> 2
<Raider3> 1
<Raider3> go
<Raider3> Gooo!
<Kyousuke> aaaaaaa!!!!
<Riiya> I'm outta here!
<Raider3> Time started.....
> "And they're off!!"
<Raider3> For all the good children: The story thus far...
*** Fingolfin (PatrikRoos@dialup106-8-5.swipnet.se) has left #anime!
<Raider3> Kyousuke and Riiya are taking part in the #anime! IRC Breakfast Race to Victory
<KawiNeko> +O- ZzzZzzz
<KawiNeko> heehee
<Raider3> A cross-country race event, made possible by IRC (No sleeping during the explanation - I will not repeat myself! ^_^)
* KawiNeko places explosives next to the sleeping Jigen and lights the fuse
<KawiNeko> Raider: Bwaahaha ^o^
* KawiNeko puts Jigen to sleep... permanently!
<Raider3> (Note: In-depth info is available at http://www.apricot.com/~kyousuke or http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/1134/rr3_extreme_race.html )
<Raider3> Kawi: Vicious, aren't we? (Just got up? ^_^)
<KawiNeko> hehe!
<Raider3> Race has been underway for about 3 min 40 sec
* KawiNeko jiggles Jigen with a chainsaw
* KawiNeko slept in until 7AM
<KawiNeko> Aaahhh
<Raider3> Anyway, the object... Both competitors are in a race to their local McDonalds, while logged on to IRC. (It's about 3 miles to their local McD's)
<Raider3> The first one there and back, (signalling their return on the keyboard, of course) is declared the winner
* Raider3 race time: 7:08:00
<Raider3> I needed sleep last night... Got back into Modesto from San Jose around 11:30 pm... (Left SJ at about 9:50)
<Raider3> (Had to stop for gas and a car wash at that Shell in Milpitas... Thought about killing some time at Golfland... Hmmmm!)
<Raider3> And we've passed the 8 min. mark... Both competitor's accounts are still logged in, as far as I can tell ^_^
<Raider3> Man, must be the Spring Break fallout...
<Raider3> (In other news, I picked up issue 12 of AnimeFX - the so-called "last" issue, as I've heard... Good article on The Spirit of
Wonder - Miss China's Ring)
<Raider3> (And, of course, I liked Peter's Catland article as well ! =^_^=)
<Raider3> Race has been underway for 11 min 30 sec.
<Raider3> zzzzzz... zzzzzz....
<Raider3> On the 14 min mark... Houston, we may have a problem... (Drive thrus must be busy...)
<Kyousuke> knbnjh,jkbl;
<Kyousuke> kjnbjkbnk
<Kyousuke> bjhj
<Kyousuke> kjbnjknb
<Kyousuke> klhnkl
<Kyousuke> aaaahhh!!
<Kyousuke> those fuckers!!!
<Raider3> Kyousuke is first!!
<Kyousuke> aaahh! I won!!!!
<Kyousuke> I fucking won!!!
<Kyousuke> oh my gawd!!
<Kyousuke> hehehe!! >8D
<Raider3> Congratulations, Kyousuke!
<Kyousuke> oh man! oh shit!
<Kyousuke> those fucking morons were sooo fucking slow!
<Riiya> dfg
<Riiya> df.lhdfsdfdfg
<Riiya> dfh
<Riiya> sdh
<Riiya> d
<Riiya> dd
<Kyousuke> fucking McD's workers took their fucking sweetass time!
<Raider3> Kyousuke's time: 14:41.73 (Accounting
<Riiya> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
<Kyousuke> I won! I won!
<Raider3> Riiya is in 2nd place this week!
<Kyousuke> yatta!
<Raider3> Times coming up....
<Riiya> baasstard! ^_^
*** Fingolfin (PatrikRoos@dialup106-8-5.swipnet.se) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> riiya: oh man, today was a BAD day!
<Riiya> heheeheh
<Riiya> STOOPID PEOPLE!
<Kyousuke> those fuckers!!!
<Riiya> aaarrrggghhh
<Riiya> slowass!
<Kyousuke> riiya: oh man, SLOWASS workers! red lights!!! fuckers!!!
<Raider3> Kyousuke: 14:41.73 (accounting for a sec or two delay in stopping the watch... ^_^)
<Riiya> man mcd's was packed!
<Raider3> Riiya: 15:44.87 (same thing...)
* Kyousuke had ALL the signs of bad luck! and he won! he won! yatta! 8)
<Kyousuke> riiya: yeah! same here!
<Riiya> slow!
<Riiya> aaarrrggghhh
<Raider3> Both McD's must have been busy... Total round trip took about 15 mins....
<Kyousuke> riiya: fucking morons!
<Raider3> Anyway... This should break Kyousuke's streak...
<Kyousuke> oh man... oh man... I need to eat my victory meal... B)
<Riiya> no way man
<Riiya> I'm still ahead!
<Riiya> haahahhahaahahha!
<Kyousuke> riiya: and for a packed mcds, we both came in pretty close... ;)
<Riiya> kyou man STOOPID PEOPL!
<Kyousuke> riiya: hehe I'm catching up! B)
<Kyousuke> riiya: stoopid!
<Kyousuke> yeah!
<Kyousuke> stoopid!
<Riiya> can't decide what they want! and the stoopid workers take too damn long!
<Kyousuke> goddam frigin MORONS!
<Kyousuke> riiya: hey, even that worker who served was SLOW! she weas taking her own sweetass time!
<Riiya> heheheheh
<Riiya> "you want a hashbrown with that?" "NO!"
<Kyousuke> riiya: and inside was packed, so I had to do drivethru! and then I find out cars in front of me! aahhh!! 8O
<Riiya> oh well, at least we got food ^_^
<Raider3> Current standings: As of 4-14-96 - Kyousuke: 3 - Riiya: 4
<Raider3> I note Geocities is not wanting to respond again (Thank goodness I've started a mirror site... Netcom is currently testing out user pages...)
<Kyousuke> riiya: yeah! same here! I had to correct my goddam menu! "*1* Egg McMuff meal and an extra Egg McMuff! Can't you understand english???!!!" "Eeh.. 1 EggMcMuffin and one more?" "Aaaaahhh!!!" 8O
<Riiya> heheheehe
<Riiya> DAMN!
<Kyousuke> riiya: yeah, food.. I keep forgetting.. B)
<Riiya> *munch*munch*
* Raider3 says hello to a kitten who parked herself on the mousepad...
<Riiya> <-- LEHOOSER!
* Kyousuke idles to crack open his coffee and mix in dem cream and sugar..
<Riiya> hehehheh
<Kyousuke> fucking morons!
*** skuld-cha (skuld@tia1.eskimo.com) has joined #anime!
<Raider3> No swimsuit models to congratulate the lucky winners... Will you settle for a kitty? ^_^
* Riiya eats his looser meal.....hehehehe
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
<Riiya> Cheerleaders? in Sera Fuku? ^^
<skuld-cha> Ohaiyo.....
<Raider3> Good morning, Skuld-chan! Today's race winner is: Kyousuke! (Standings to date: Kyou - 3, Riiya - 4)
<Riiya> aaarrrghh!
<Riiya> Don't rub it in!
<Riiya> heheeheh
<Raider3> I guess that's that... Ending the log...
Session Close: Sun Apr 14 07:27:32 1996