the vision of raider3 IRC Race Log 1
Recovered From The Archives - Session of March 17, 1996

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Session Start: Sun Mar 17 07:16:02 1996
* Logging #anime! to: [#anime_.log]
*** Raider3 sets mode: +o Kyousuke
<Riiyachan> Kyou, YOU CHUMP! ^^;
> Log set and active! Raider3 logging!
<Kyousuke> riiya: soory, I'm late... woke up late... hehehe B)
<Riiyachan> Raider; woohoo!
<Kyousuke> log set!
<Raider3> (Damn... and I just hit the bed....)
* Riiyachan baps kyou with an alarm clock
<Kyousuke> ok, lemme get ready first.. B)
<Riiyachan> Kyou, car warmed up?
<Raider3> (probably not ^_^)
* Raider3 screams "Sis! I want my friggin' keys NOW!!"
*** Riiyachan changes topic to "Breakfast Race to Victory! Kyou vs. Riiya!"
<Raider3> "Kyou was LATE!" ^_^
<Riiyachan> That chump!
<Riiyachan> made me wait! ^_^
<Kyousuke> bleah, it don't have to start at exactly 7.. B)
<Kyousuke> ok.. wallet check!
<Riiyachan> Wallet check check!
<Kyousuke> keys! check!
<Riiyachan> Keys check, check!
<Riiyachan> Car warmup check!
<D> ?
<Kyousuke> car warmup! check!
<Riiyachan> Lag check!
* Raider3 waaaaaaaahhhhhs!! He will plan revenge against his sis....
<Riiyachan> Time check, 9:13!
<Kyousuke> check!
<Kyousuke> orders! check!
<Kyousuke> no list required!
<Riiyachan> No mercy!
<Kyousuke> lag check!
<Kyousuke> lag check!
<Riiyachan> lag check!
<Kyousuke> check check check!
<Riiyachan> Chicks!
<Kyousuke> ok, lookin' good...
<Riiyachan> er...
* Raider3 local time is 7:20, give or take clock drift....
<Kyousuke> chicks! cheerleaders! check check!
<Riiyachan> heheeheheh
<Riiyachan> Ok
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
* Raider3 is not a chick or a cheerleader.... ^_^
<Kyousuke> ok, all systems checked... standby OK!
<Riiyachan> Raider, count down 2 minutes!
<Kyousuke> modem check!
<Raider3> counting down...
<Kyousuke> keyboard check!
<Riiyachan> Everything up and running!
<Raider3> 1 min 50
*** Xaemyl (xaemyl@netcom11.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> count down t-minus 50!
* OrionPax imbodies Xaemyl with "Radiant OP Wings"
*** OrionPax sets mode: +o Xaemyl
<Riiyachan> Ready to die, punk?
<Kyousuke> er.. 1 min 50!
<Raider3> 1 min 40
<Kyousuke> riiya: speak for yourself punk!
<Raider3> 1 min 30
*** Xaemyl sets mode: -bbb *!*xaemyl@*.netcom.com *!*@*.magmacom.com
*!*V117NNYF@*buffalo.edu
*** Xaemyl sets mode: -bbb *!*jsugarjr@*.infinet.com *!*hqc2668@*.nyu.edu
*!*amadams@*.connectnet.com
*** Xaemyl sets mode: -b *!*@*.accessus.net
<Raider3> 1 min 20
<Riiyachan> chump!
<Kyousuke> 20!
<Kyousuke> punk!
<Raider3> 1 min 10
*** Xaemyl sets mode: +m
*** OrionPax sets mode: -m
<Riiyachan> No mercy!
<Raider3> 1 min!
*** Xaemyl sets mode: +b *!*samadams@*.connectnet.com
<Riiyachan> No crying!
<Xaemyl> Hehehe
<Raider3> 50
<Kyousuke> no mercy!
<Kyousuke> 50!
<Riiyachan> 50!
<Raider3> 40
*** Xaemyl has quit IRC (Blood My drug ... a slave to it's taste ...)
<Kyousuke> 40!
<Riiyachan> 40!
<Riiyachan> heheheh....
<Raider3> 30 sec!
<Kyousuke> 30!
<Riiyachan> 30!
<Kyousuke> here we go!
<Kyousuke> engines running!
<Raider3> 20...
<Kyousuke> 20!
<Riiyachan> 20!
<Raider3> 15
<Kyousuke> 15!
<Raider3> 10
<Raider3> 9
<Riiyachan> 10!
<Raider3> 8
<Raider3> 7
<Kyousuke> woo hoo!
<Raider3> 6
<Raider3> 5
<Raider3> 4
<Raider3> 3
<Raider3> 2
<Raider3> 1
<Raider3> GO! GO!
<Kyousuke> ahhhhhhh!!!
<Raider3> "And they're Off!"
<Raider3> D: Now... We wait.....
<D> what are they doing? racing to mcdonalds?
<Raider3> D: You got it...
<Raider3> The object of the game is:
<D> same mcdonalds or their choice?
<Raider3> Both competitors are required to be logged in to IRC, leave the keyboards on the mark....
<Raider3> D: McDonalds in their respective city/states
<D> oh
<D> right :- )
<Raider3> D: The distances from their houses to their respective McD's are fairly similar, but there are a few obstacles (Stops, traffic lights, railroad tracks) to even them out....
*** emerson (emerson@ryoohki.apricot.com) has joined #anime!
* OrionPax imbodies emerson with "Radiant OP Wings"
*** OrionPax sets mode: +o emerson
* emerson glances in
<Raider3> Anyway, they race from the keyboards to their cars, and head off...
<D> everyone has ops but me :-(
<Raider3> The goal is to get to the McD's, get their order through the drive-thru, and return home...
<Raider3> First one to signal at their keyboard wins the race!
<emerson> D: We can't ALL be chiefs :-)
<D> do they have to buy the same thing?
<Raider3> D: No... Their typical orders are at Kyou
<D> oh
<Raider3> D: No... Their typical orders are at Kyou's web site (Damn Enter Key!)
<D> i would just buy a drink so it would be faster
*** emerson changes topic to "* "
<emerson> ah, shit.
<emerson> stupid client.
<Raider3> Kyousuke orders a large coffee and 3 EggMcMuffins.
*** emerson changes topic to "some sort of race for breakfast"
<Raider3> Riiya-kun orders a large Dr. Pepper, Sausage Egg, and 2 EggMcMuffins.
<D> oh
<emerson> sorry about that
<D> did you know drpepper makes you shit?
*** Raider3 changes topic to "The Kyou vs. Riiya race is on... You snooze, you lose!"
<emerson> d: Heh
<D> drpepper is carbonated prune juice with sugar
<Raider3> D: Doesn't do a damn thing for me?
<D> i dont drink the stuff its shit juice
* Raider3 quotes Denis Leary: "My colon is the strongest muscle in my body... I could pass Elvis through my colon!" ^_^
<D> it is carbonated prune juice though
<Raider3> D: It is still drinkable, either chilled or at room temp... Found that out... :P
<D> if you leave it in your mouth and realy concentrat on it it tastes just like prune juice
<Raider3> D: The trick is to swallow it immediately after drinking it... ^_^
<D> yeah at room temp it is prune juice cause the carb is gone and the carb is what makes the difference
*** emerson has quit IRC (Leaving)
<D> i drink sprite
<Raider3> Can't decide which is more harsh on the throat... 7-up or Sprite...
<D> i like em both
<Raider3> Damn... why wasn't I timing this...
<Raider3> Anyway... The round trip should take about 8 minutes or so... We're almost done...
<D> what kind of cars are they driving?
* Raider3 can get to a local McD's, probably within 7 or 8 min....
<Riiyachan> k8i
<Riiyachan> ]
<Riiyachan> hbuihbu
<Riiyachan> jui
<Riiyachan> ]
<Raider3> Riiyachan logs in 1st!
<Riiyachan> YESSS@@@@@@@2
<Riiyachan> YES!@
<Raider3> Time is 7:32 am local... (Pacific)
<Riiyachan> OH YES!!!!!!!
<Riiyachan> I ahead!
<Riiyachan> I'm ahead!
<Riiyachan> STOOPID PEOPLE!
<Riiyachan> I swear!
<Raider3> Riiya: Employee problems at the drive-thru?
<Riiyachan> People at McDonalds are STOopid!
<Riiyachan> Raider, I wenmt in
<Raider3> Riiya: Ah....
<Riiyachan> Raider, she gave me a cup of water, and charged me for it, I didn't say anything
<Raider3> Riiya: They charge for water....?
<Riiyachan> I just threw it away on my way out
<D> ha ha ha ha ha
<Riiyachan> Where's that slowpoke!
<D> ha ha ha ha ha ha
<Riiyachan> yeah
<Kyousuke> vhnjtijh
* Raider3 resorts to going into the restaurant when the drive thru lane is lagged... (Usually during lunch breaks from work...)
<Kyousuke> jkgvbj,b
<Raider3> Kyou is 2nd!
<Kyousuke> aahhh fuck!
<Kyousuke> fuckin' morons!
<Riiyachan> hahaahahahah!
<Raider3> Riiyachan is this week's winner!
<Kyousuke> oh shit!
<Kyousuke> damn!
<Raider3> Order accuracy check....
<Riiyachan> Kyou: Stoopid people man1
<Kyousuke> fuckin' morons!
<Kyousuke> hehehe B)
<Kyousuke> bah! that stupid clerk!
<Riiyachan> Dr, pepper, 2 egg bisciouts 1 egg mac and a freking cup of water I didn't even ask for!
*** CuddlyToy (bates@sasami.jurai.net) has joined #anime!
<Kyousuke> he served someone else before me! and then some other guy in the drive-thru had some big fuckin' order!
<CuddlyToy> Morning :)
<Kyousuke> riiya: heheh B)_
<CuddlyToy> Kyou | Lost *again* ?
<Kyousuke> cudd: bleah.. I din't see you doin' it.. B)
<Kyousuke> oh man.. that was a bomb for me/.. B)
<Riiyachan> Not many people in my way, I *rushed * past the line! wahjahahah!
<Kyousuke> riiya: man, and I even had all my lights GREEN!
<Riiyachan> Kyou; I'll say, I was about 3 minutes ahead!
<CuddlyToy> Kyou | Of course not .. I took it easy while my gracious host cooked Nica and I breakfast :-)
<Raider3> Okay... Sometimes you gotta get out of the car and go on foot....
<Riiyachan> Kyou, same here!
<Kyousuke> green lights! on a day when I have slow-ass bums!
<Riiyachan> No one at the stop signs!
<Kyousuke> yeah!
<Riiyachan> STOOPID PEOL
<Riiyachan> STOOPID PEOPLE MAN!
<Kyousuke> my sister ramona's here today.. she thinks we're all nuts... B)
<Kyousuke> stupid!
<Riiyachan> man, another sunday rush! ^_^;;;
<Kyousuke> she thinks its one of those male things... B)
<Kyousuke> yeah! oh man.. fuckin' idiots!
<CuddlyToy> Kyou | so what kinda nut are you? I'm a cashew :)
<Raider3> The sister problem seems to be across the channel... Got my sister here at the house.... She had better give me my keys back...
<Kyousuke> cudd: walnut.. B)_
<Raider3> I've cleared out the floor of my room....
<CuddlyToy> Kyou | ohh ... a tough nut to crack ^_-
* Kyousuke has two sisters, the nicer of which is here... B)
* Riiyachan has Quasimodo for his sister
<Riiyachan> Man, whatta rush
* Kyousuke cracks open his coffee and prepares to mix his sugar and cream..
* CuddlyToy has Quasimodo for his brother :-)
*** Kyousuke is now known as Manami
<Raider3> Well, do you want me to stop the log now?
<CuddlyToy> euuu coffee
* Riiyachan munches on his victory mcmuffin
<Riiyachan> Raider: yeah.
<Raider3> Manami?! (I can only think of "Del Power-X")
<Raider3> Ending log - 7:40 am local... Raider3 logging...
Session Close: Sun Mar 17 07:40:35 1996

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