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Lord of the Rings : Retarded Amusement
[ because I was a wee litle college student stuck out in the middle of nowhere ]


yes that sub is real




"There are no straight men , only men who have yet met Legolas ."



Since people keep asking for it, I have resurrected this page hurray! When I look back at it, MEIN GOTT it is horrendous. I can't believe I did all this ...shit... I mean what the hell was I thinking when I put Legolas with a giant bag of cucumber, only to promptly make a comic out of it !??!!?

Anyway I removed the stuff I really couldn't stand. Return of the King really rocked, I really liked Harry Potter 3 too. Making these horrible photoedits were great fun and kept me sane while I was stuck in a place with no proper water supply so I guess I'll look back on them as nostalgia.

I keep feeling like one day all this is going to come back and bite me (like, what if Peter Jackson's friend knows this friend of my friend's sister's brother-in-law....and I end up losing a promotion because one day over dinner they discussed how this one employee of their aunt was absolutely insane because she did sordid photoedits. But C'est la Vie, life's no fun if you keep hiding without sharing your erm..uniqueness :p!! )


Legolas : Lonely Bachelor :
An old wallpaper i did before FOTR came out . I'm posting it here just to prove to you guys i really do love Legsie dearest ! XD~ 1024 version


Harry Potter : The Lost Horizon :
This is not LOTR , but i just had to scan this sucker in because it's just so ridiculous that anyone would pirate mineral water with Harry Potter on it. Check out Ron Weasely's radiant smile ! Hagrid's wonderful gradient coloring ! Dumbledore's delicate bitmap eyes ! And of course , Harry's lucious red lips !


Moria Rouge :
Now we all know why Legsie was suspiciously encouraging everyone to jump over that ravine in Moria ! So much for Balrog fear .


The Big Wet One :
I hate physics.


Lord of the Rings : The Sims :
The Sims is a computer game where you run a family. Watch as i turn Legolas and Aragorn into gay lovers and add Lurtz to complete the love triangle :P I didn't meant it ! I never thought a family game would allow homosexual simulation ! O_O IF YOU WANT THE SKINS CLICK HERE FOR MIRHAGON'S SITE , the site has bandwith problems tho so you'll have to keep trying [ any further mails concerning where to get them will be ignored ]


LOTR in Figs :
Yatta video was... well i find it strange some people find crossdressing funny but men in fig leaves scary. Must be the culture *ponders* Yet another addition to the crackpot threads of Imladris


Frodo in a Dress :
What the hell was I thinking !??


Aragorn in a Bikini :
Apologies to Viggo.


Frodo and THE ONE ZIT : 01 / 02 / 03 / 04 /
If you're a Tolkien fan worth anything you'll know that we fans have been making fun of Frodo's zit appearing in the movie ... it's mundane but hey , we're Tolkien fans ! As someone put it best : " And PJ thought us fans would be discussing whether the Balrog had wings ! Silly PJ ! "


Royalty on Weed :
Among the 294379524752 images of Legolas lying around, this one was interesting. At the time this was made, Prince Harry or William ...one of them was having some issues with drugs. (yeah waaaay back in the day....)


Bad Subtitles : I just love my pirates :
00 / 01 / 02 / 03 / 04 /
Bootleg FOTR woot.


Lard of the Rings :
needed to release stress ...


Aragorn buys a Dog :
I was tired from 6 hours of class and a whole day or running around doing university application ... needed to unwind , but internet was down ... so i opened Photoshop and ...


Lardolas Greenleaf : The Evil Twin Brother :
OMG I did all that text ...I am obviously abnormal.


Got Milk ? : Legolas
Was cleaning up some files in my computer when i came across some Star Wars Got Milk ads ... decided to try my hand at making some for LOTR .


Haldir Potter
Haldir Potter is an ordinary 100 year old Elf living beneath the ladders of his aunt's flet in Lorien. One day, Haldir receives a letter from the prestigious Hollin's school of Witchcraft and Wizadry and finds out he no mere elf , but ... an Istari !! So begins his adventure with his friends Fron Weasely , Samione Grangee , Professor Celebore and Gandrid the Maia with an abnormal pituatary gland.

"Stunning , stellar cast ! Great acting by Haldir , he sheds off his campy image in this movie !" - Hobbiton Daily


1 page Lord of the Rings
I did this out of boredom , people thought it was funny so i put it up . Credits to Toastyfrog for the original Thumbnail Theatre i know. As X Handpuppet Theatre puts it , " This is merely an abberation to God " .